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Older. Hotter. Still a Menace. — Card

£3.99

OLDER. HOTTER. STILL A MENACE.

Preview only. Only our Christmas 2026 drop is available for pre-order.

SKU: NSFW-CARD-BIRTHDAY-MENACE Category:

Description

Illustrated adult novelty greeting card. Suggested inside message: AGE GRACEFULLY? FUCK THAT.

You’ve still got the look,
the nerve and the terrible ideas.
Put them all to good use tonight.
The sensible people can go home.

Older. Bolder. Bloody gorgeous.nCards £3.99 each. Christmas pre-order dispatch 30 November 2026. Birthday cards coming soon. Limited supply, whilst stocks last. 5+ cards save 10%; 10+ save 25%. £1.99 delivery per order. Personalisation is preview-only.

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