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THE WHOLE CHRISTMAS DROP 2026 · TEES + CARDS · PRE-ORDERS ONLY

Every Christmas tee and every Christmas card is a pre-order, not for immediate dispatch. Secure your favourite tee and add a cheeky card. Limited supply across the whole drop, whilst stocks last.

Tees £18.99 · Black or white · S / M / L. Also available: Christmas cards £3.99 each. UK postage £1.99 flat rate per order.

Christmas tees: guaranteed EVRI dispatch during the week commencing Monday 30 November 2026.
Christmas cards: dispatch on Monday 30 November 2026.

Delivery estimated 1–2 days after dispatch; arrival on a specific date is not guaranteed. Card multi-buy: 5–9 save 10%; 10+ save 25%, automatically on cards only. Birthday cards and other collections are coming later.

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