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Birthday Suit Needs Ironing — Card

£3.99

YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT NEEDS IRONING.

Preview only. Only our Christmas 2026 drop is available for pre-order.

SKU: NSFW-CARD-BIRTHDAY-SUIT-IRONING Category:

Description

Illustrated adult novelty greeting card. Suggested inside message: CREASES ADD CHARACTER.

A few wrinkles.
A little extra experience.
Still strutting round
like the bloody main attraction.

And annoyingly… you are.nCards £3.99 each. Christmas pre-order dispatch 30 November 2026. Birthday cards coming soon. Limited supply, whilst stocks last. 5+ cards save 10%; 10+ save 25%. £1.99 delivery per order. Personalisation is preview-only.

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